wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

raping black women

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Women's rights

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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