What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Bloody kids ...

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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