What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Type 2 diabetics

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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