Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What's cold and icy? Ice

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Yes. Just Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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