- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

ROSS G IS OBESE

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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