So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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