What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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