What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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I like pom

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Is this where I type the joke?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Joe Biden

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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