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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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