It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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your father died

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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