- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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