Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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