- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Muslim athletes.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Jew walks into a Furness

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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