- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Wade's the father

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Leave her alone...

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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