Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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asian, do math

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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women's rights

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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