What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Penis penis poop butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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