What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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