Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

your mother hates you

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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