What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Women's Rights.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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