Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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