- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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