If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Smart Blondes

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Women's sports

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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