What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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How old are you? 20

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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