What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Mitt Romney.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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