Drunk irish man

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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this is gay

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man boobs

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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