What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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THE GAME

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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