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It burns when I pee sometimes.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Scientology.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

pickle juice?

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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