Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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This is an anti-joke.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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