What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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involved parents.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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connor sucks

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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black guy graduating high school

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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