patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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a retard lost...

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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whats black? a black man

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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