Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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.....Carrot Top....

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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