If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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myspace

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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terry stockton is straight

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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K.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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