Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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