Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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obama leadership

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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i cant think of one.

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