- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's up brah brah

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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