- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

#scabbers

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Men, get on the boat.

I like hats XD!

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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