"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Woman's Rights

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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You.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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