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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Men's Sports

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Murder me once, shame on you.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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