- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Knock knock. Come in.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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