What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Anti Joke

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