Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Who is a knob? ross d

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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obama leadership

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A man made a sandwich.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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