- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A guy has cancer. He dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Nock Nock It's open.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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