guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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penis

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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