What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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