- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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