What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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