- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head