Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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