What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What abou three times

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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