Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Woman's rights.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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